This is the personal web page of Joe Mistachkin.

This is also the company web page for Mistachkin Systems.

I can be reached via email by concatenating the following strings, in order:

1. My first name.
2. The @ symbol.
3. My last name.
4. The string .com.

There are no other public email addresses for me.

I can also be reached via telephone at the number associated with this domain.

In general, this may be necessary under the following conditions:

• The matter is urgent.
• The matter requires a synchronous response.
• You do not have access to email or its security is inadequate.
• You do not get a prompt response via email.
• For whatever reason, your email gets bounced back to you.

DISCLAIMER: This web page may contain sarcasm, irony, and other forms of humor.